Our government just banned the fifth month of the year.

What do you call an acid that bullies?

I invented a new word.

Where should you keep a baby pig?

Why do New Orleans diners put Mardi Gras beads on hamburgers?

What do you call it when earthworms take over the world?

People who like trance music are very persistent.

Why was the broom late?

Me and my wife had a huge row yesterday.

What kind of beans will not grow in a garden?