If an orchestra plays in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning?

What do you call a beard on a billy goat?

Can February March?

A baseball walks into a bar.

If you boil a funny bone, you get a laughing stock.

What did I say to the air conditioning repairman?

What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Barbers.

I tried to catch fog.