Why did the old pirate cross the road?

Why are frogs so happy?

How can you tell an arrogant pickle?

What makes music on your hair?

The invention of the shovel was ground breaking.

How can you tell when a vegetable is angry?

Why did they want the turkey to join the band?

Which is the best state for Christmas music?

Why do reindeer eat so many candy canes?

Where does the Easter Bunny get eggs during Christmastime?