What did the sidewalk say to the earthquake?

What is the most peaceful musical instrument?

What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?

What time does a duck wake up?

What did Paul Revere say at the end of his famous ride?

Which vegetable only appears in a myth?

What is a sheep’s favorite Christmas carol?

What do kids have who are afraid of Santa?

Why does Santa’s garden look so good?

Charles Dickens walks into a bar, orders a martini.