What do Santa’s elves love to do with cellphones?

What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

Why is a Christmas tree a lousy knitter?

Our government just banned the fifth month of the year.

What do you call an acid that bullies?

I invented a new word.

Where should you keep a baby pig?

Why do New Orleans diners put Mardi Gras beads on hamburgers?

What do you call it when earthworms take over the world?

People who like trance music are very persistent.