Why couldn’t the frog find his parked car?

Why do plants hate math?

What gets lost every time you stand up?

When they sail the Arctic Sea, what kind of sweaters do pirates wear?

Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?

Why are goats from Paris so musical?

What do you call a buffalo’s 200th birthday?

What did the pirate wear on Halloween?

I asked my veteran friend, “What is the first military rank?

Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly?