Why did the tofu cross the road?

What did the 2 by 4 say to the drill?

What starts with E, ends with an E and only has one letter in it?

How are people like clothes during a heat wave?

What day do potatoes hate the most?

What do you call a cow with no legs?

What is the best tool for math class?

Have you heard about the coin shortage?

What falls but never gets hurt?

Why couldn’t I play poker with the pirate?