My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.
My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.
If Mary had Jesus, and Jesus is the Lamb of God, does that mean Mary had a little lamb?
If Mary had Jesus, and Jesus is the Lamb of God, does that mean Mary had a little lamb?
Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
The Lego stores have finally reopened, and people are lined up for blocks.
The Lego stores have finally reopened, and people are lined up for blocks.
Moses was an early adopter: he downloaded from the cloud to his tablet.
Moses was an early adopter: he downloaded from the cloud to his tablet.
If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?
If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?
When kissing flowers, tulips are better than one.
When kissing flowers, tulips are better than one.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Modern pirates no longer signal with flags – they use an Aye phone.
Modern pirates no longer signal with flags – they use an Aye phone.
When I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were dating, I was all, like, OMG!
When I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were dating, I was all, like, OMG!