Jokes Archive

Blaise Kielar Jan 26, 2026 Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day for 26 January 2026

Out walking the dog, I must have got hit by freezing rain.

Blaise Kielar Jan 25, 2026 Joke of the Day

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.

Blaise Kielar Jan 24, 2026 Joke of the Day

Why did the basketball player on the bench sketch pictures of ducks?

Blaise Kielar Jan 23, 2026 Joke of the Day

What do you get if you put a flock of sheep in a sauna?

Blaise Kielar Jan 22, 2026 Joke of the Day

I ate alphabet soup that had no consonants,

Blaise Kielar Jan 21, 2026 Joke of the Day

When are your eyes not eyes?

Blaise Kielar Jan 20, 2026 Joke of the Day

What did the icy road say to the car?

Blaise Kielar Jan 19, 2026 Joke of the Day

Celebrate Diarrhea Week.

Blaise Kielar Jan 18, 2026 Joke of the Day

Why did the football player ask his coach to flood the field?

Blaise Kielar Jan 17, 2026 Joke of the Day

If you need help building an ark,