Jokes Archive

Blaise Kielar Oct 20, 2024 Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day for 20 October 2024

What did the Granny Smith apple say while being diced for a pie?

Blaise Kielar Oct 19, 2024 Joke of the Day

My high school track coach told the same joke every week.

Blaise Kielar Oct 18, 2024 Joke of the Day

What word has five letters but becomes shorter when you add two more?

Blaise Kielar Oct 17, 2024 Uncategorized

I was told half my jokes are witty.

Blaise Kielar Oct 16, 2024 Joke of the Day

What do you call a cup of joe with a cold?

Blaise Kielar Oct 15, 2024 Joke of the Day

What do you call a bear in the autumn rain?

Blaise Kielar Oct 14, 2024 Joke of the Day

What do you call a small pepper on an autumn evening?

Blaise Kielar Oct 13, 2024 Joke of the Day

Why is a lamp post heavy at the bottom?

Blaise Kielar Oct 12, 2024 Joke of the Day

We get avocado oil from avocados and olive oil from olives.

Blaise Kielar Oct 11, 2024 Joke of the Day

Why did the schoolteacher marry the janitor?