If you have to wear both mask and glasses, you may be entitled to condensation.

Math Joke

To the person who invented zero

lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid

It is so hot the cows are giving evaporated milk.

My job is crushing soda cans

bad at haggling

a child refuses to nap

toothless beaver walks into a pub

A diagnostic is someone who can’t figure out if there are two gods.