The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
My idea of a Super Bowl is a self-cleaning toilet.
My idea of a Super Bowl is a self-cleaning toilet.
If pigs learn to fly, will the price of bacon skyrocket?
If pigs learn to fly, will the price of bacon skyrocket?
The person who invented knock knock jokes should get the no bell prize.
The person who invented knock knock jokes should get the no bell prize.
My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.
My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.
If Mary had Jesus, and Jesus is the Lamb of God, does that mean Mary had a little lamb?
If Mary had Jesus, and Jesus is the Lamb of God, does that mean Mary had a little lamb?
Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
The Lego stores have finally reopened, and people are lined up for blocks.
The Lego stores have finally reopened, and people are lined up for blocks.
Moses was an early adopter: he downloaded from the cloud to his tablet.
Moses was an early adopter: he downloaded from the cloud to his tablet.