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Blaise Kielar Sep 25, 2023 One Liner

It is so hot the cows are giving evaporated milk.

It is so hot the cows are giving evaporated milk.

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Blaise Kielar Sep 25, 2023 One Liner

My job is crushing soda cans

My job is crushing soda cans

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Blaise Kielar Sep 25, 2023 One Liner

bad at haggling

bad at haggling

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Blaise Kielar Sep 25, 2023 One Liner

a child refuses to nap

a child refuses to nap

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Blaise Kielar Sep 25, 2023 One Liner

toothless beaver walks into a pub

toothless beaver walks into a pub

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Blaise Kielar Sep 25, 2023 One Liner

A diagnostic is someone who can’t figure out if there are two gods.

A diagnostic is someone who can’t figure out if there are two gods.

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Blaise Kielar Sep 25, 2023 One Liner

I have a joke about a rubber band, but it’s a bit of a stretch.

I have a joke about a rubber band, but it’s a bit of a stretch.

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Blaise Kielar Sep 25, 2023 One Liner

they took the word “gullible” out of the dictionary?

they took the word “gullible” out of the dictionary?

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Blaise Kielar Sep 25, 2023 One Liner

No matter how hard you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.

No matter how hard you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.

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Blaise Kielar Sep 25, 2023 One Liner

Whoever invented subtraction really made a difference.

Whoever invented subtraction really made a difference.

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