Which pumpkin saves lives? The coast gourd.

How does a folksinger play pool? With acoustic.

Why can’t carpenters play hockey? They get nailed to the boards.

Signs That Mean Business series On the Peanut Factory door: Only nuts beyond this point.

Signs That Mean Business series Sandwich Shop: Lettuce meat olive your expectations.

A cheese factory exploded outside Paris. Da Brie is everywhere.

AI finally wrote its first thriller. The Fall of the House of Author.

Which bow can’t be tied? A rainbow. Could also be a violin bow.

Why did the porcupine scream? He put his coat on inside out.

Why did the dog avoid the Veterans Day Parade? There were too many vets.