What do you get when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

What do you give to a sick lemon?

What do you call two banana peels?

What kind of apple isn’t an apple?

Why did the duck say bang?

What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Can a match box?

Why did the farmer cross a chili pepper with a shovel and a terrier?

What does the sun drink out of?

Which building has the most stories?