Heartburn
Heartburn
Why is it that your nose runs, but your feet smell?
Why is it that your nose runs, but your feet smell?
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
My idea of a Super Bowl is a self-cleaning toilet.
My idea of a Super Bowl is a self-cleaning toilet.
If pigs learn to fly, will the price of bacon skyrocket?
If pigs learn to fly, will the price of bacon skyrocket?
The person who invented knock knock jokes should get the no bell prize.
The person who invented knock knock jokes should get the no bell prize.
My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.
My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.