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Blaise Kielar Nov 28, 2023 Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day for 28 November 2023

What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness? The temperature.

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Blaise Kielar Nov 27, 2023 Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day for 27 November 2023

What do you call a fast duck? A quick quack.

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Blaise Kielar Nov 26, 2023 Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day for 26 November 2023

Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? It ran out of juice.

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Blaise Kielar Nov 25, 2023 Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day for 25 November 2023

What has a big mouth but doesn’t say a single word? A river.

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Blaise Kielar Nov 24, 2023 Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day for 24 November 2023

How can you spell too much with only two letters? XS.

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Blaise Kielar Nov 23, 2023 Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day for 23 November 2023

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread? May flour. Happy Thanksgiving!

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Blaise Kielar Nov 22, 2023 Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day for 22 November 2023

What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose.

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Blaise Kielar Nov 21, 2023 Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day for 21 November 2023

What part do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner? The casse-role.

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Blaise Kielar Nov 20, 2023 Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day for 20 November 2023

Which pumpkin saves lives? The coast gourd.

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Blaise Kielar Nov 19, 2023 Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day for 19 November 2023

How does a folksinger play pool? With acoustic.

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