Joke of the Day for 7 January 2024
What kind of house weighs the least? A lighthouse.
Joke of the Day for 6 January 2024
What do bakers and cats have in common? They like to start from scratch.
Joke of the Day for 5 January 2024
What do you get when you cross a quarterback with a carpet? A throw rug.
Joke of the Day for 3 January 2024
Why is it not worth going to New York to party in Times Square? Because every year they drop the ball.
Joke of the Day for 2 January 2024
Guess where I found the comedians at the New Years Eve party? Waiting on the punchline.
Joke of the Day for I January 2024
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby New Year!
Joke of the Day for 31 December 2023
What is a New Year’s resolution? Something that goes in one year and out the other.
Joke of the Day for 30 December 2023
What is the best name for a bartender? Brandi.
Joke of the Day for 29 December 2023
What question can you never answer “yes” to? “Are you asleep?”