Why did King Kong climb the skyscraper?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Which sandwich ingredient always sinks a three point shot?

A violinist bought a Stradivarius.

How does a cat from Italy say goodbye?

What’s the best way to park a computer?

Why are recycle bins optimistic?

Did you see the movie about the hot dog?

What is an astronaut’s favorite computer key?

Why won’t people like a restaurant on the moon?