Joke of the Day for 14 November 2023
AI finally wrote its first thriller. The Fall of the House of Author.
AI finally wrote its first thriller. The Fall of the House of Author.
Which bow can’t be tied? A rainbow. Could also be a violin bow.
Why did the porcupine scream? He put his coat on inside out.
Why did the dog avoid the Veterans Day Parade? There were too many vets.
What do you call a well-behaved badger? A goodger.
Did you hear about the independent living senior who put on a clean pair of socks every day? By the end of the week, he couldn’t get his shoes on.
An invisible man and an invisible woman married. I’m not sure what they saw in each other. Their kids were nothing to look at either.
Why did the electrician close his business? Because business was light.
When Noah built the ark, what kind of lighting did he use? Floodlights.
To prepare for hunting season I went shopping for camouflage clothes but couldn’t find any.