Joke of the Day for 30 December 2023
What is the best name for a bartender? Brandi.
What is the best name for a bartender? Brandi.
What question can you never answer “yes” to? “Are you asleep?”
How do Customer Service people march? In formation.
Signs That Mean Business, closing series Why did the doughnut maker retire? He was tired of the hole business.
Why does Santa have no regrets? Because he stayed focused on the present.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Weed. Weed who? We weed you a Merry Christmas!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? Europe late waiting for Santa Claus.
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp and even.
When will Santa come down the chimney? In the Nick of time.
Where did the mistletoe go to become famous? Holly-wood.