Joke of the Day for 19 January 2024
Which fruit turns to stone?
What did one pigeon say to the other, flying over the used car lot? “Let’s put a deposit on that shiny black BMW!”
The real estate agent told me this house was flawless. Fine, but what will we walk on?
Why can’t you email a fish? You have to drop him a line.
What kind of ships do graduate students want? Internships.
Why are sales of small hats soaring? They only fit narrow-minded people.
If all the world’s a stage, where does everyone sit?
What do you call Canadian geese in Portugal? Portu-geese.
How do you make an elephant laugh? Tickle its ivories.