Jokes Archive

Blaise Kielar Aug 25, 2025 Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day for 25 August 2025

Why did the calendar feel lonely in the morning?

Blaise Kielar Aug 24, 2025 Joke of the Day

Why did the jazz player starve to death?

Blaise Kielar Aug 23, 2025 Joke of the Day

Who sits on a tractor and shouts, “The end is near!”

Blaise Kielar Aug 22, 2025 Joke of the Day

What is ignorance?

Blaise Kielar Aug 21, 2025 Joke of the Day, Knock Knock

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sizzle.

Blaise Kielar Aug 20, 2025 Joke of the Day, Knock Knock

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bacon.

Blaise Kielar Aug 19, 2025 Joke of the Day

What does a modern photographer use to hang up his photos?

Blaise Kielar Aug 18, 2025 Joke of the Day

Don’t knock the weather.

Blaise Kielar Aug 17, 2025 Joke of the Day

Why did the clock itch?

Blaise Kielar Aug 16, 2025 Joke of the Day

Now they include earplugs with the new vape pens.