Jokes Archive

Blaise Kielar Jan 13, 2026 Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day for 13 January 2026

What did the plate say to the spoon?

Blaise Kielar Jan 12, 2026 Joke of the Day, Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Catamaran.

Blaise Kielar Jan 11, 2026 Joke of the Day, Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tabby.

Blaise Kielar Jan 10, 2026 Joke of the Day

What do you call the birth of twins?

Blaise Kielar Jan 09, 2026 Joke of the Day

How did the fired stage designer leave town?

Blaise Kielar Jan 08, 2026 Joke of the Day

What happened to the angry man who growled all day?

Blaise Kielar Jan 07, 2026 Joke of the Day

Did you hear of the new drug that is half aspirin and half glue?

Blaise Kielar Jan 06, 2026 Joke of the Day

How do you cure a dog that always runs away?

Blaise Kielar Jan 05, 2026 Joke of the Day

Waiter – this salad is frozen solid.

Blaise Kielar Jan 04, 2026 Joke of the Day

What do cats call an aquarium?