Jokes Archive

Blaise Kielar Oct 24, 2025 Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day for 24 October 2025

What runs around the cow pasture but never moves?

Blaise Kielar Oct 23, 2025 Joke of the Day

What did Elsie the cow pack to go to Hawaii?

Blaise Kielar Oct 22, 2025 Joke of the Day, Knock Knock

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs.

Blaise Kielar Oct 21, 2025 Joke of the Day, Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Furry.

Blaise Kielar Oct 20, 2025 Joke of the Day

Why did the sailor grab a bar of soap when his ship sank?

Blaise Kielar Oct 19, 2025 Joke of the Day

Why is being head over heels in love no big deal?

Blaise Kielar Oct 18, 2025 Joke of the Day

Why is the king’s chef important?

Blaise Kielar Oct 17, 2025 Joke of the Day

There once was a king who was 12 inches tall.

Blaise Kielar Oct 16, 2025 Joke of the Day

Which vegetable was imported from China during the Baroque era?

Blaise Kielar Oct 15, 2025 Joke of the Day

I tried to walk like an Egyptian.