Why should you always slice your bread?

Why did the dog avoid the Memorial Day Parade?

What do you call gardeners who pollenate their own flowers?

Where does the Easter Bunny get eggs?

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

If a buttercup is yellow, what color is a hiccup?

Whoever stole the cheese, bring it back.

What do sea turtles use for money?

How do beavers make a bouncy dam?

I get beavers and muskrats mixed up.