Why is the Sousaphone much less popular than the tuba?

Where do flat sodas go to perk up?

What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A Fizzician.

My wife rushed in because my crate full of ducks had burst into flames.

What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a frog?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?

What does a mermaid use to clean her tail?

Who stole the soap?

Why is it so hot after a baseball game?