Who invented fractions?

I pulled a muscle digging for gold.

Why is water heavier than butane?

Why is a disagreement between two vegetarians not called a beef?

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

Why did the Teddy Bear not eat dessert?

Why do astronomers look bored?

Why did the urban cowboy move back to the ranch?

Where do bugs like to shop?

Where does an octopus go to sing?