Jokes Archive

Blaise Kielar Feb 23, 2025 Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day for 23 February 2025

What do you call an omelet that acts strange?

Blaise Kielar Feb 22, 2025 Joke of the Day

How do snowmen stay warm at night?

Blaise Kielar Feb 21, 2025 Joke of the Day

Why should you never give a snowman a carrot?

Blaise Kielar Feb 20, 2025 Joke of the Day, Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Blaise Kielar Feb 19, 2025 Joke of the Day

How is a politician like an atom?

Blaise Kielar Feb 18, 2025 Joke of the Day

What do you give a stressed-out elephant?

Blaise Kielar Feb 17, 2025 Joke of the Day

Customer: This vintage 45 record sounds terrible, lots of buzzing noise.

Blaise Kielar Feb 16, 2025 Joke of the Day

Where do you keep a wild squash?

Blaise Kielar Feb 15, 2025 Joke of the Day

It was easy to get a job on the roadside litter patrol – no training at all.

Blaise Kielar Feb 14, 2025 Joke of the Day

What is a pirate’s hairstyle called?