RIP boiling Water.

A pig, a cow, and a chicken walk into a barbecue.

Why was the vegan soup so expensive?

What’s a pretzel’s favorite game?

When is a car not a car?

What kind of plant grows on your hand?

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?

Why should you go to the woods when you’re tired?

My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.