What is the difference between a dog and a basketball player?

What can travel anywhere in the world but stays in one corner?

What does a tree drink?

I once worked at a pizza shop to get by.

What is the cure for a gluten allergy?

Why should you always slice your bread?

Why did the dog avoid the Memorial Day Parade?

What do you call gardeners who pollenate their own flowers?

Where does the Easter Bunny get eggs?

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.