What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?

You know what is odd?

What do you call strawberries and blueberries playing together?

What do you call a fly with no wings?

Which pet makes the most noise?

What does the Loch Ness monster eat?

What does a crew of carpenters play at a drum circle?

What did one pig say to another at the beach?

What is better than a talking dog?

Math Teacher: How many seconds are there in a year?