Why do schools still teach cursive writing?

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

What did the creative writing teacher want most for her students?

What do get when you cross a duck with a squirrel?

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

Why did the rabbit change jobs?

What kind of music do frogs and rabbits listen to?

What was the first thing King Charles did upon ascending the throne?

My neighbor traded in his KIA yesterday.

Why do fiddlers pick on banjo players?