Jokes Archive

Blaise Kielar Mar 05, 2025 Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day for 5 March 2025

Why did the pelican run out of money?

Blaise Kielar Mar 04, 2025 Joke of the Day

How did Captain Kirk celebrate Mardi Gras on the Enterprise?

Blaise Kielar Mar 03, 2025 Joke of the Day

What do you call a kangaroo that stays home on Mardi Gras?

Blaise Kielar Mar 02, 2025 Joke of the Day

Mardi Gras is the only time you can throw stuff at strangers . . .

Blaise Kielar Mar 01, 2025 Joke of the Day

Why did the king cake go to the doctor?

Blaise Kielar Feb 28, 2025 Joke of the Day

How did the potato chip stop a car?

Blaise Kielar Feb 27, 2025 Joke of the Day

Where do cars go on vacation?

Blaise Kielar Feb 26, 2025 Joke of the Day

What is an octopus’s favorite food?

Blaise Kielar Feb 25, 2025 Joke of the Day

Why is the octopus the most popular animal?

Blaise Kielar Feb 24, 2025 Joke of the Day

Why did the dentist close his practice?