Jokes Archive

Blaise Kielar Mar 29, 2026 Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day for 29 March 2026

I’m allergic to two types of tree pollen.

Blaise Kielar Mar 28, 2026 Joke of the Day

What comes in the middle of March and April but not at the beginning or end of either?

Blaise Kielar Mar 27, 2026 Joke of the Day

What did the genie grant the basketball player?

Blaise Kielar Mar 26, 2026 Joke of the Day

Why is Yoda such a good gardener?

Blaise Kielar Mar 25, 2026 Joke of the Day

How do bees brush their hair?

Blaise Kielar Mar 23, 2026 Joke of the Day

How do you get your dog to stop barking in the front yard?

Blaise Kielar Mar 21, 2026 Joke of the Day

Why are cats afraid of trees?

Blaise Kielar Mar 20, 2026 Joke of the Day

Where are basketball players in the morning?

Blaise Kielar Mar 19, 2026 Joke of the Day

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.

Blaise Kielar Mar 18, 2026 Joke of the Day

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.