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Why do bananas use sunscreen?

Why did the beekeeper get allergy shots?

Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn?

What do you call a bear in the rain?

Why was the squirrel late for work?

Why did the baker give away cookies for Christmas?

What is the difference between weather and climate?

What does the Easter Bunny drink during the Holidays?

What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards?