Why did the cow jump over the moon?

What kind of music should balloons avoid?

We now have the cure for blindness.

Never argue with a dictionary.

Why do bananas use sunscreen?

Why did the beekeeper get allergy shots?

Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn?

What do you call a bear in the rain?

Why was the squirrel late for work?

Why did the baker give away cookies for Christmas?