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What do Astronauts eat from?

What is the most musical part of the chicken?

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What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What do you give to a sick lemon?

What did the Irish cop say when he broke up the illegal dance?

What kind of shoes do frogs like?

What do you get when you play tug-of-war with a pig?