The environmentalist refused to wear a cardboard belt.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

Where do skunks like to sit during church?

Why couldn’t I play poker with the pirate?

Why aren’t dogs good dancers?

How does a beaver open her computer?

How do two geese end a fight?

I fear for the 2022 calendar.

What is a bird’s favorite cookie?

Why are lizards so good at jazz?