Why did the amoeba cross the microscope?

Why do schools still teach cursive writing?

Where do vampires get their school supplies?

Where does an octopus go to sing?

Why was my dog laughing?

Where do bugs like to shop?

Who’s that girl in the middle of a tennis court?

Why did the urban cowboy move back to the ranch?

What kind of coat has no zipper or sleeves and you put it on wet?

Why do astronomers look bored?