What did the creative writing teacher want most for her students?

Why are barbers fast drivers?

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Why did the amoeba cross the microscope?

Why do schools still teach cursive writing?

Where do vampires get their school supplies?

Where does an octopus go to sing?

Why was my dog laughing?

Where do bugs like to shop?

Who’s that girl in the middle of a tennis court?