What kind of coat has no zipper or sleeves and you put it on wet?

Why do astronomers look bored?

Wanna know what makes me smile?

Why do fiddlers pick on banjo players?

Why did the Teddy Bear not eat dessert?

How did the mop beat the broom in a race?

My neighbor got a boat, so I had to get one too.

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

We named our new band “Quilt.”

Why do fiddlers pick on banjo players?