What do you call a long line at a cookout?

We named our new band “Quilt.”

Why do fiddlers pick on banjo players?

Why is a disagreement between two vegetarians not called a beef?

Why aren’t laptops allowed to drive?

My neighbor traded in his KIA yesterday.

Why is water heavier than butane?

What did one piece of toast say to the other?

What was the first thing King Charles did upon ascending the throne?

I pulled a muscle digging for gold.