I tried to recycle electricity once.

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?

What do you call a small mother?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Why do schools still teach cursive writing?

Where do vampires get their school supplies?

Where does an octopus go to sing?

Why was my dog laughing?

Where do bugs like to shop?

Who’s that girl in the middle of a tennis court?