What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a frog?

Why should you go to the woods when you’re tired?

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Why do astronomers look bored?

Wanna know what makes me smile?

Why do fiddlers pick on banjo players?

Why did the Teddy Bear not eat dessert?

How did the mop beat the broom in a race?

My neighbor got a boat, so I had to get one too.