Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?

Why do bees have sticky hair?

What kind of plant grows on your hand?

When is a car not a car?

My neighbor got a boat, so I had to get one too.

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

We named our new band “Quilt.”

Why do fiddlers pick on banjo players?

Why is a disagreement between two vegetarians not called a beef?

Why aren’t laptops allowed to drive?