Why should you go to the woods when you’re tired?

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?

Why do bees have sticky hair?

What kind of plant grows on your hand?

Why do fiddlers pick on banjo players?

Why did the Teddy Bear not eat dessert?

How did the mop beat the broom in a race?

My neighbor got a boat, so I had to get one too.

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

We named our new band “Quilt.”