A pig, a cow, and a chicken walk into a barbecue.

RIP boiling Water.

What’s a robot’s favorite snack?

Why is it so hot after a baseball game?

Who stole the soap?

Why did they arrest the Energizer Bunny?

What does a mermaid use to clean her tail?

I tried to recycle electricity once.

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?

What do you call a small mother?