Why did they arrest the Energizer Bunny?

What does a mermaid use to clean her tail?

I tried to recycle electricity once.

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?

What do you call a small mother?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.

What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a frog?

Why should you go to the woods when you’re tired?

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?