The environmentalist refused to wear a cardboard belt.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

Where do skunks like to sit during church?

Why couldn’t I play poker with the pirate?

What is a frog’s favorite flower?

What falls but never gets hurt?

Why is Valentine’s Day good for your appetite?

What breaks when you say its name?

What do you call a careful driver?

Where did the Terminator find toilet paper?