Whoever stole the cheese, bring it back.

Why is “dark” spelled with a K and not a C?

If a buttercup is yellow, what color is a hiccup?

What do farmers give for Valentine’s Day?

Why did they arrest the Energizer Bunny?

What does a mermaid use to clean her tail?

I tried to recycle electricity once.

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?

What do you call a small mother?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?