Where is the best place to practice Math on New Year’s Eve?

My wife rushed in because my crate full of ducks had burst into flames.

Why should you always slice your bread?

What do you use to drain water from your Christmas vegetables?

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?

Why do bees have sticky hair?

What kind of plant grows on your hand?

When is a car not a car?

What’s a pretzel’s favorite game?

Why was the vegan soup so expensive?