What do grumpy sheep say during the Holidays?

Why is the Sousaphone much less popular than the tuba?

What does a tree drink?

What popular dessert preserves the relationship of circumference to diameter?

When is a car not a car?

What’s a pretzel’s favorite game?

Why was the vegan soup so expensive?

A pig, a cow, and a chicken walk into a barbecue.

RIP boiling Water.

What’s a robot’s favorite snack?