Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

What do sea turtles use for money?

Where does a pyromaniac find love?

Whoever stole the cheese, bring it back.

Why is “dark” spelled with a K and not a C?

If a buttercup is yellow, what color is a hiccup?

What do farmers give for Valentine’s Day?

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Relish today. Ketchup tomorrow.

Where does the Easter Bunny get eggs?