Whoever stole the cheese, bring it back.

Why is “dark” spelled with a K and not a C?

If a buttercup is yellow, what color is a hiccup?

What do farmers give for Valentine’s Day?

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Relish today. Ketchup tomorrow.

Where does the Easter Bunny get eggs?

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbor?

What do you call gardeners who pollenate their own flowers?

What did one lab rat say to the other?