What is the difference between a dog and a basketball player?

I had my patience tested today.

When do you go at red and stop at green?

What kind of bird always gets stuck in trees?

Why are elephants wrinkled?

I get beavers and muskrats mixed up.

What is worse than raining buckets?

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

How do beavers make a bouncy dam?

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?