What do grumpy sheep say during the Holidays?

Why is the Sousaphone much less popular than the tuba?

What does a tree drink?

What popular dessert preserves the relationship of circumference to diameter?

How does a joke turn into a Dad joke?

What can travel anywhere in the world but stays in one corner?

What is the cheapest kind of noodles?

Which country has the highest rated flag?

What is the difference between a dog and a basketball player?

I had my patience tested today.