My wife rushed in because my crate full of ducks had burst into flames.

Why should you always slice your bread?

What do you use to drain water from your Christmas vegetables?

What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A Fizzician.

What is the cure for a gluten allergy?

Where does Frosty the Snow Man keep his money?

Where do flat sodas go to perk up?

I once worked at a pizza shop to get by.

What do grumpy sheep say during the Holidays?

Why is the Sousaphone much less popular than the tuba?