I get beavers and muskrats mixed up.

What is worse than raining buckets?

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

How do beavers make a bouncy dam?

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

What do sea turtles use for money?

Where does a pyromaniac find love?

Whoever stole the cheese, bring it back.

Why is “dark” spelled with a K and not a C?

If a buttercup is yellow, what color is a hiccup?