What do you use to drain water from your Christmas vegetables?

What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A Fizzician.

What is the cure for a gluten allergy?

Where does Frosty the Snow Man keep his money?

Where do flat sodas go to perk up?

I once worked at a pizza shop to get by.

What do grumpy sheep say during the Holidays?

Why is the Sousaphone much less popular than the tuba?

What does a tree drink?

What popular dessert preserves the relationship of circumference to diameter?