Why do birds fly south?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What is a pirate’s favorite letter?

Time flies like an arrow.

Whoever stole the cheese, bring it back.

Why is “dark” spelled with a K and not a C?

If a buttercup is yellow, what color is a hiccup?

What do farmers give for Valentine’s Day?

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Relish today. Ketchup tomorrow.