What farm animal keeps the best time?

Who is the most popular comedian on a hot day?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What has a face and two hands but no arms, legs, or body?

Where do flat sodas go to perk up?

I once worked at a pizza shop to get by.

What do grumpy sheep say during the Holidays?

Why is the Sousaphone much less popular than the tuba?

What does a tree drink?

What popular dessert preserves the relationship of circumference to diameter?