If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what will it become?

I deleted my wife’s audiobook.

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

A dog gave birth to puppies beside the road.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Relish today. Ketchup tomorrow.

Where does the Easter Bunny get eggs?

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbor?

What do you call gardeners who pollenate their own flowers?

What did one lab rat say to the other?