What do you need to go to high school?

Why is 2 + 2 = 5 like your left foot?

What farm animal keeps the best time?

Who is the most popular comedian on a hot day?

My wife rushed in because my crate full of ducks had burst into flames.

Why should you always slice your bread?

What do you use to drain water from your Christmas vegetables?

What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A Fizzician.

What is the cure for a gluten allergy?

Where does Frosty the Snow Man keep his money?