What is a pirate’s favorite letter?

Time flies like an arrow.

If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what will it become?

I deleted my wife’s audiobook.

If a buttercup is yellow, what color is a hiccup?

What do farmers give for Valentine’s Day?

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Relish today. Ketchup tomorrow.

Where does the Easter Bunny get eggs?

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbor?