A dog gave birth to puppies beside the road.

What do you need to go to high school?

Why is 2 + 2 = 5 like your left foot?

What farm animal keeps the best time?

Why did the dog avoid the Memorial Day Parade?

Where is the best place to practice Math on New Year’s Eve?

My wife rushed in because my crate full of ducks had burst into flames.

Why should you always slice your bread?

What do you use to drain water from your Christmas vegetables?

What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A Fizzician.