What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?

When does it rain money?

Why can’t dogs work the remote?

Why do birds fly south?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What is a pirate’s favorite letter?

Time flies like an arrow.

If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what will it become?

I deleted my wife’s audiobook.

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?