What do you need to go to high school?

Why is 2 + 2 = 5 like your left foot?

What farm animal keeps the best time?

Who is the most popular comedian on a hot day?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What has a face and two hands but no arms, legs, or body?

Where do eggplants come from?

Where does the Cat in the Hat go when he’s sick?

What does a French beaver call her hometown?

What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?