What makes music on your hair?

How does the rain tie its shoes?

What does a frog wear on St. Patrick’s Day?

How can you tell an arrogant pickle?

What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?

When does it rain money?

Why can’t dogs work the remote?

Why do birds fly south?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What is a pirate’s favorite letter?