Which is faster, heat or cold?

I can’t use my pizza joke.

Where does the Easter Bunny get eggs during Christmastime?

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

What farm animal keeps the best time?

Who is the most popular comedian on a hot day?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What has a face and two hands but no arms, legs, or body?

Where do eggplants come from?

Where does the Cat in the Hat go when he’s sick?