What goes up and down stairs without moving?

Why did the nurse carry a red pen?

Which is the best state for Christmas music?

What can only be used after it is broken?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What has a face and two hands but no arms, legs, or body?

Where do eggplants come from?

Where does the Cat in the Hat go when he’s sick?

What does a French beaver call her hometown?

What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?