Where do pyromaniacs go their first date?

Why did the old pirate cross the road?

Freezing rain is a pain.

Where do football teams go for new uniforms?

Why do birds fly south?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What is a pirate’s favorite letter?

Time flies like an arrow.

If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what will it become?

I deleted my wife’s audiobook.