What makes music on your hair?

How does the rain tie its shoes?

What does a frog wear on St. Patrick’s Day?

How can you tell an arrogant pickle?

Slept like a log last night.

Why are frogs so happy?

Where do pyromaniacs go their first date?

Why did the old pirate cross the road?

Freezing rain is a pain.

Where do football teams go for new uniforms?