Where does a rat go after escaping a mouse trap?

Where do iPhones go on vacation?

What’s big and grey with horns?

SpaceX won’t be drinking Champagne tonight.

Which is faster, heat or cold?

I can’t use my pizza joke.

Where does the Easter Bunny get eggs during Christmastime?

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta out of gas?

Why do reindeer eat so many candy canes?