SpaceX won’t be drinking Champagne tonight.

Which is faster, heat or cold?

I can’t use my pizza joke.

Where does the Easter Bunny get eggs during Christmastime?

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta out of gas?

Why do reindeer eat so many candy canes?

What goes up and down stairs without moving?

Why did the nurse carry a red pen?

Which is the best state for Christmas music?