Have you heard about the coin shortage?

Which sandwich ingredient always sinks a three point shot?

What is the best tool for math class?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do you call a careful driver?

Where did the Terminator find toilet paper?

Why was the nose running?

What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling?

What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

What is the first thing elves do after shopping?