What do you call a cow with no legs?

Why did King Kong climb the skyscraper?

What day do potatoes hate the most?

School teachers must be solar.

Why was the nose running?

What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling?

What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

What is the first thing elves do after shopping?

What is the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?

A book fell on my head during today’s Zoom meeting.