What do you call an everyday potato?

I have been banned from gas stations for playing ‘The Who’ too loudly in my car.

What is the easiest kind of lid to open?

Why did the toilet go to the doctor?

Why did the nurse carry a red pen?

Which is the best state for Christmas music?

What can only be used after it is broken?

What do humans and bees have in common?

Why did they want the turkey to join the band?

Why does the mother kangaroo hate rainy days?