Why do elephants avoid the beach?

What do you get when a butcher and a baker marry?

Which are the strongest days of the week?

What do you call an everyday potato?

What’s big and grey with horns?

SpaceX won’t be drinking Champagne tonight.

Which is faster, heat or cold?

I can’t use my pizza joke.

Where does the Easter Bunny get eggs during Christmastime?

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?