Why do elephants avoid the beach?

What do you get when a butcher and a baker marry?

Which are the strongest days of the week?

What do you call an everyday potato?

I have been banned from gas stations for playing ‘The Who’ too loudly in my car.

What is the easiest kind of lid to open?

Why did the toilet go to the doctor?

Worrying works!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What does a snake take for allergies?