What did I say to the air conditioning repairman?

What falls in January but never gets hurt?

What is the best way to park a computer?

If you boil a funny bone, you get a laughing stock.

Which are the strongest days of the week?

What do you call an everyday potato?

I have been banned from gas stations for playing ‘The Who’ too loudly in my car.

What is the easiest kind of lid to open?

Why did the toilet go to the doctor?

Worrying works!