If you boil a funny bone, you get a laughing stock.

Which way to the New Year’s Eve party?

What do you get after it rains cats & dogs?

A baseball walks into a bar.

What do you call an everyday potato?

I have been banned from gas stations for playing ‘The Who’ too loudly in my car.

What is the easiest kind of lid to open?

Why did the toilet go to the doctor?

Worrying works!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?