Why is pirating so addictive?

I tried to catch fog.

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Barbers.

The dealer refused my cash to buy a new electric car.

How do you bake synonym buns?

I want a DeLorean for my second car.

A snowman & snowwoman stand side by side.

Why do elephants avoid the beach?

What do you get when a butcher and a baker marry?