Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?

If you boil a funny bone, you get a laughing stock.

What falls in January but never gets hurt?

What is the best way to park a computer?

A baseball walks into a bar.

Which way to the New Year’s Eve party?

What do you get after it rains cats & dogs?

Can February March?

What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?

What kind of tool fixes allergies?