What do you call an alligator in a vest?

What did the mother broom say to her baby?

Why is pirating so addictive?

I tried to catch fog.

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Barbers.

How do you help someone during a heat wave?

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?