What did one eye say to the other eye?

Barbers.

How do you help someone during a heat wave?

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?

Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?

What did I say to the air conditioning repairman?

What falls in January but never gets hurt?